Birthday Parties

Are ridiculously awesome. Even when you come 2 hours late and every body hides under the table and all they left for you to eat after a basketball game is prawns and salads but other than that, it was AWESOME. As in, Lawrence's party was AWESOME. Especially when there's Twister around. Best. Party. Game. EVER! Especially when the player limit is 4 and 8 people start playing. Mayhem guaranteed. Your hands seem to end up where they should end up and your head does not like whether it will be. Weird things happen. Backbends, heads in asses, Asian squats, straddling people (LENNY!!!) and getting kneed in the balls. There's too much to describe, its one of those things that you have to be there to witness and enjoy.

One suggestion: ALWAYS INVITE ANTHONY LIANG TO A PARTY! That man is a box of hilarity waiting to be opened. For a man of his intellectual calibre, he is SILLY! (and his fly is always undone)

Its very hard to describe the party and my wrist hurts and I have friction burns everywhere and I should probably save my writing ability for the Leichhardt Creative Task. Oh yeah. That movie. Welcome. That was actually a VERY good movie, but the whole experience was spoiled by dickheads laughing at Bilal's name, retards laughing at the chick's thighs and making inappropriate noises and a DOUCHEBAG commenting about his discontent with the movie. Well, DOUCHEBAG, you may have not liked the movie but there is a whole GRADE around you and whether or not they LIKED the movie, have some maturity and don't go making douchebag comments that ruin the movie for everyone else.

Garh. Twas an excellent movie. Food was so-so. Basketball game was SHOCKING.
-start mild basketball rant-
God dammit. That team. ARGH. It's like playing against 20 Jolenes (sorry jolene) who BITCH SLAP you like you'll never believe. 2 of them RUN INTO YOU and START BITCH SLAPPING YOU. And the refs. DEAR GOD. THEY ARE THE WORST! EVEN MY MUM CAN SEE A BITCH SLAPPING FOUL WHEN SHE SEES ONE. but NO, you can't even call a SINGLE foul when they BLATANTLY tripped us and slapped us and pushed us. Dear Lord they sucked. Not saying we played well, but that just SHIT.
-end basketball rant-

As I've said before, the party was awesome. Great party Lawrence.