Shopping - (v.) to visit shops and stores for purchasing or examining goods.
They forgot a footnote: IT'S FREAKIN' BORING!
I don't see how ANYONE can enjoy shopping. All you do is walk around, peer through windows, walk into a store every now and then, and if you're lucky, BUY SOMETHING. It honestly is more boring than watching soccer. It is completely mindless. Sure, you might be shopping for something that you want but even that doesn't detract from its notoriety as a waste of time.
Excluding grocery shopping, most of the time, shopping results in nothing being achieved. You just wander around, hoping to find something that you want but due to money, time or preferential factors, you don't get what want and leave empty handed. The only thing to come out of shopping is being tired and/or seeing hot persons of the other gender. But the MAIN concept about shopping is to get WHAT YOU WANT, but the effort that is required to FIND AND PURCHASE that item(s) overrides that level of necessity. My legs are so tired from walking around pointlessly, even after 20 minutes. I have to sit down. The slow pace of shopping makes me even more unco-ordinated than usually, as I take larger-than-normal strides and so I stumble.
This is me after 30mins of mindless walking/shopping:
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